
The Last Unicorn Has a Restraining Order Against Me: A Cozy Fantasy Romcom with Magical Mishaps, Emotional Shields, and a Unicorn Who Knits Out of Spite
By Wynn Valentine
She was supposed to protect the unicorn—not get magically tethered to him, emotionally entangled with a ranger, and sabotaged by enchanted yarn.
Celie Rosehill has a small summoning problem. One miscast spell, and she’s bonded to the last unicorn—who immediately slaps her with a magical restraining order. Now she’s stuck under Bureau supervision, tethered to a rule-obsessed ranger, and dodging ancient prophecies with a glitter-shedding companion who communicates exclusively through judgmental side-eyes and passive-aggressive knitting.
Ranger Ashen Ward lives for order, protocols, and his enchanted clipboard. Escorting Celie across the wilderness to the Cradle of Echoes was supposed to be a simple mission. But between emotional weather patterns, fate-thread visions, and one extremely inconvenient magical shelter spell, his carefully controlled life is unraveling—fast.
To untangle the magical mess they’ve made, they’ll have to survive enchanted storms, bureaucratic scrolls with opinions, and one soul-bonding ritual that absolutely wasn’t in the handbook. Somewhere along the way, feelings might get involved. Probably against regulation.
Perfect for fans of Legends & Lattes, The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy, and romantic chaos with a side of magical paperwork.